A Girl Named "Oklahoma"

A Girl Named "Oklahoma"

Saturday, July 28, 2012

July Has Brought Me These Lovely Gifts:

When guys pressure you to try to commit to something that they really don't want or take seriously but need the ego boost of YOU waiting on THEM to call so they ask you out for their benefit.
When all the scumbags from high school come back around and want you after they rejected you.
When you feel like an objectified piece of meat every time you post a facebook picture because of crude comments, text messages or emails you receive.
When people you don't know read your blog because they're devising a way to make conversation about something that they "suddenly" have in common with you.
When you've worn out the phrase "I'm absolutely not on the market," and guys won't stop badgering you about dating or being together in the hypothetical time of "later" which is the realistic time of "never" because you just don't do well under pressure.
When guys who have girlfriends say incredibly ROMANTIC things like "I'd dump my girlfriend for you." Charming. Wow. What a catch!
When guys contact you last, (after they've asked out everyone else) because they've suddenly realized you're "the one".
When guys you're actually interested in come around when it's convenient for them, then bail, then show up again, then bail.


#nodatingever

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